Moving Day! Woohoo

Finally, this silly blog has a brand spanking new home.
Please redirect yourself to http://realmofthewitless.com/blog

(No, it’s not a typo. I put some clothes on.)

Change and Update

Hello blogosphere,

I’ve very nearly convinced myself that I will once again start blogging. I can’t really say why.

But, it’s definitely time to change up this whole page so expect that I will probably be screwing things up for awhile.

Until then you can of course see my random rantings (in short form) here.

Help

Ok, I screwed up.
While you all helped me get (beyond) my NaNoWriMo Write-a-thon fund raising goal, I made a big mistake which might keep me from attending (tonight!)

The majority of your offline donations are sitting safely locked up in my desk at work and guess what – I don’t have access to the building on the weekends.

So that means that I need to come up with roughly $30 more dollars in online donations to compensate for my enormous screwup or I can’t get in the door tonite. Even $5 would be a huge help!

http://www.firstgiving.com/stephanie-buck

I genuinely appreciate the completely random donations from complete strangers and those from dear friends alike. Thank you so much!

VOTE.

Do not disappoint me. These are important.

President: Barack Obama
Prop 2: Yes
Prop 4: No
Prop 8: No

Thank you.
Your friend,
Stephanie

hello out there.

because of time constraints and because frankly I’m tired of having to say much of anything lately, it may appear that I’ve abandoned this blog.

rest assured, I have not permanently done so but for now don’t expect a whole lot of anything.

if you are interested in keeping up with the goings on in my odd-ball life you can head over to www.twitter.com/lelia5150 where I eek my life out 140 characters at a time, several times a day.

thanks

Top Ramen breakfast

Dear Mr. Schwarzenegger,

This morning I had Top Ramen for breakfast.

I do not know how much longer I can maintain this diet, sir, because this “Oriental” flavor is the only vegetarian Top Ramen offering.

I do appreciate that you do not accept a salary in the course of your employment as the Governor of our great state of California. When I heard this news I did indeed have a bit more respect for you than I thought I would. This lasted until one evening a few weeks ago I was driving down L street past the Capitol on my way to the gym. I was in a hurry to get there early because you see, Mr. Schwarzenegger, I am a single parent of two children. To go to the gym means I have to bring the kids with me and get them into the ‘kids area’ before it closes. This day in particular, my car was stopped (and indeed all traffic was stopped) in front of the Capitol to allow several police cars, several police motorcycles, and ah-ha! a gianormous SUV limo to pull out of the Capitol. This traffic blockade took about 10 minutes — long enough for you to make it to the freeway. So you see, sir, you simply leaving work for the day can be taxing on my patience.

Starting tomorrow, many of my co-workers will be jobless. My pay rate, from what I understand, will be the federal minimum wage – $6.55 per hour. California’s minimum wage is $8.00. Mr. Schwarzenegger, burger flippers and Wal-Mart greeters will make more money than me. There is something wrong with this system.
Directly hurting the little poeple like us is not going to get your budget signed any faster. You’re not hurting the people in legislature so much as people like me who are now eating Top Ramen for breakfast.

Er…

I’m pretty sure that I’m going completely insane.

In fact, a complete nervous breakdown would be welcome so that I can say I have a reason to take a nap.

Cheers

Ha

Can’t imagine why no one told me about these videos…

C’mon guys, my own mother had to forward them to me!

perfect

Just found this video. I would swear to anything on the planet that this song was written about a certain ex of mine.

I giggle knowing that he’s going to watch it. I’m not even trying to be mean, but it’s so fucking perfect.

Fuck Yes.

The rumors were true.

**Edit: The poster for Coachella 2008 was here…now it’s a crappy 09 image. Sorry.**